Friday, July 13, 2007
This is the one on the 4 words.....
Cat slinked towards the sparrow feeding happily on the steamed cake left on the ground,completely oblivious to is oncoming fate...Cat twitched her whiskers. This was what she liked to do...roaming around the neighbour hood, getting into cat-fights and catching sparrows.Just then, unknown to Cat, a old rag-and-bone man was hobbling on the road behin her.Ah Beng, the man, was a sadist and delighted in torturing animals, especially cats. He hated cats. He saw Cat's long , beautiful and smooth tail trailing on the footpath next to him and smiled evilly as an evil plan formed in his mind.He crept up behind Cat and stomped on her tail with his platform boots that he picked up from a dustbin outside a army officer's house.
The effect was tremendous.
"MEEEOOOOOWWWWW!OW!OW!OW!"Cat screamed in agony. The sparrow flew away , startled. Cat was angry Nobody stamped on her tail! NOBODY!
"MEOWRRRRRRR!" she yowled and lepr towards Ah Beng.
"OWOWOW!" Ah beng yelled and tried to pry the scratching and spitting Cat off his face.
Cat scratched Ah Beng's face until it was swollen all over.Then, for added effect, she bit his backside.It tasted like chicken.Finally, she lept away.Ah Beng groped his way home as both of his eyes were swollen after Cat's assualt, and he could hardly see through them.
Cat meowed and washed herself. Humans! Ah well, all in the day of a cat.
NOTE: There are no references in this story to real humans or cats.I WROTE IN PEACE.
(User) posted @ 8:40 PM
